I know what you must be saying, "Hey how can I, a simple nobody, spread the word of Brian Kenney Fresno to the world?" Well friends here is you opportunity. 

The next time you attend a Brian Kenney Fresno show, just fill out this simple Cult Sign Up Form shown here:

state your level of devotion as well as your regional preferences and we will make sure you get the latest and updatest information from the man his-self!

Yes, at least once a month we lead BKF from his shack on the Burning J  Ranch to a state o the art e-mailin mechanism to pound out the relative info to you and yours. So don't be the loser sittin at home alphabetizing your spices when you could be enjoying the good word of  FRESNO!

And No, sadlly we can not accept cult sign -ups over the internet machine.

Brian Kenney Fresno explains:

deer friends,

i can no longer acksept cult sign ups threw the inner net.

their has been resent attemps at infiltratin , so in order to preserve the integritty of the cult, i have to restrickt new submisshuns to those having witnessed and tasted fresno.

come to a show, and you may reep the benafits afforded thierin.

agin, doent get me wrong, new comers are always welcome, pleese bring me ever growing minnyins to feed my unsashable ego! the beast is hungry!

your freinds will be so glad that you brung em that they'll hold you up into a higher coolness place in thier mind! you might even get layed!

go forth and spread the word, multiply, and reep the glory and power of all

that is assoshiated with fresno.

all of my stinky smelley fresno love,

Brian Kenney Fresno