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Highway 152 West of Los Banos CA: by Jay Puffin

BKF at his favorite roadside burger stand:
The Mammoth Orange located right before the ill-fated 152

Travelers traveling late at night on this lonely byway are routinely

subjected to sleep depriving, death defying re-routing by Cal Trans, in

order to keep the populace from moving about freely.

This is also a kickback to W. Bush and his oil buddies to make everyone

drive more and stay up later, making democrats miss sleep, burn gas, and

lose valuable time with their families.

Acting under orders from General Schwarzanegger, the road crews redirect

traffic onto a subtle curveband network system that creates vast linear

mileage superimposed over the monotonous landscape. No one notices at night

because they're too tired, and the newly built gas stations along the way

are making record profits. Dense fog helps the crews hide their activities

and equipment.

It seems that while the daytime route is uneventful at worst, the nightime

roadway is horrifying at best.

Fresno resident, Brian Kenney Fresno, who commutes regularly to the bay area

gives this terrifying account:

"WHOOOO!"

"I stopped to piss by the side of the road, and i saw what looked like farm

workers appear out of nowhere with these asphalt blankets that concealed the

grass and compacted down solid all the,.no wait that was before...what were

we talking about? Right, ok, I've been driving this road since I was 5,

well, my Dad did the driving back then, but I always paid attention, and i

know when someone has redirected me onto a broad multimile curve."

Kenney Fresno continues,

"I used to make this part of the trip FROM Fresno in just under a 1/4 tank,

but now I find it's like, 3/4 of a tank on the way back, and what used to be

70 miles on the odometer is now like 200."

Oakland, Ca. resident Patrick Saunders, who regulary visits his brother in Fresno, also has noticed thie eery trend." i don't mind driving at night, and i drive all over the country in all kinds of conditions, but that stretch of 152 between Los Banos and Highway 99 just stretches out into infinity at night. I've been going that way for a long time, but this is just absolutely getting out of hand! Why won't they just let me go home?"

This reporter says it's time to end the madness, and do something, anything.

Take matters into your own hands and form nightime roadway militias,

bringing sanity back to nocturnal travel.

Writing your government officials definitely won't help, as they are in on the whole thing.

You definitely need to take matters into your own hands.

Form networks with friends on the internet, but don't stop there.

Buy stuff at hardware stores, flashlights and lots of batterys.

You'll need a G.P.S. , and a camera with infra red.

That's why the Cal Trans workers wear helmets!

It's because they're ORANGE ARMY SOLDIERS! (and we hand over control of our sovereign roadways to them? i did'nt vote for that!)

The helmets conceal a multitude of gadjets and weapons and

they are expecting action anytime, and soon!

They're waiting for it-expecting it someday- laughing at you behind your back, thinking you're too stupid to know what's going on, but they don't get paid that much for nothing. That’s right, you and my tax dollars go to pay them to do that, and for what?

In a way you're responsible for all of the traffic deaths and related

hardships that re-percuss out of that if you fail to act.

Given the opportunity, your citizenry depends on it.

I'm not advocating violence, but for you to get out of your car and

investigate what's REALLY going on. Wake up people!

Contact: Brian Kenney Fresno