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Volunteer!
" If we all
volunteer to help with something deer to us,
then we are selfishly making our own
world better
by helping others!" Brian
Kenney Fresno
Big Special Thank You to Adamen Hannaford for saving the tour by sending a replacement Yngvie Little Purple Guitar!
There's only one way to get on The "Drum of Infamy"
VOLUNTEERISM! (written by Brian Kenney Fresno)
That's what once made this cuntry great.
Just when you thought all of the heroick stuff was done by other peeple long ago in far off places by peeple in posishions unlike yours, everything comes back arownd to the power of you, the indivijewel!
You can still make the world a better place thrugh volunteerism!
Who's gwan to be passin out voter registrashion forms next year?
Volunteers.
Who do you think grows all of that fine pot you smoke?
Volunteers...
Why do I travel a round singing modern tales, urban legends and epics of the absurd in a sing along format, mostly about Fresno, handing out raisins so everybody can eat them and say whoooo(!) in a group experience when ever i say FRESNO?
Volunteerism.
It sure aint for the money!
SOMEbody has to do it, and well, i just figgered, THIS is what I CAN DO..!
If we all volunteer help with something deer to us, then we are selfishly making our own world better by helping others!
pretty tubular eh? *
it's EVEN BETTER if you don't care about anything, becuse the area that it will make your life better in is then more random!
So help out with somethin that you DON'T CARE ABOUT for the best results!
I'd like to thank ALL of the VOLUNTEERS who have helped me in my shows over the years!
I could not do it with out you!
Check out the list of possible volunteer posishuns avaleable, below.
Soon, the drum of infamy/volunteersism, with the names of rescent volunteers will be on display at www.bonghitrecords.com
*by the way, the universe MAY BE A DOGHNUT!
check out http://www.nytimes.com/2003/03/11/science/space/11COSM.html
TECKNICKAL REVEIW OF VOLUNTEER POSISHUNS
1. raisin distdribuder- takes around holy chalice of raisins to audients members, or simply sets the chalice in moshun, depending on the gregariusness of the volunteer.
Werthy of passing along to the confused is that the raisins are for eating,(just licking in times of shortages), and that throwing them is wright out. It makes a mess for my hosts, and their are children starving in Fresno. Throwing them is a sign of dissrespeckt for Fresno and results in ejeckshuns and ass kickings. Some folks are just confused, thou well meaning, and just need direckshun.
2.
Video
Transparancy Projeckshunist -
Changes sing-a-long lyrick transparansy's
for each song. Some songs have 2 sheets.
Some songs have
none, and we all use our imaginashuns!
Their in a folder
in alfabetical order.
Plaese, plaese
put them back in alfabetical order.
These are the
most fundamental posishuns that a show falters with out.
3. In "UH OH! (somebody's gonna get in trouble)" a lucky lady gets to play my brand new ELECKTRIC SPATULA on somewon's ass!
Converseley in the same song, some body gets to receave a spanking from aforemenshunned lucky lady with the elctrick spatchula !
One song, - 2 volunteers!
4.
I need a volunteer to hand out knives
for the Tarik Ragab classic hit,
"Jump Up and Kill Your Freind", as well as for the stabby stabby seckshun of
"Queen of
the Goth Scene".
5. I need a volunteer to be my cable page in "THAT'S WHO!" or any other song that involves runnin out into the crowd with my guitar. this entrails keepin my cord from gettin tangled in stuff- corners, chairs, anchent chinese pottery etc.
This is a REALLY COOL POSISHUN becuase it is so spinaltapesque!
Milk it for all it's werth and where all black for maximum stagehand fashiun effecktiveness! Keep your head low and stay hunched over at all times! Let it out, coil it up!
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AFTER THE SHOW
5. I need a volunteer to dissconneckt my speaker chords and wrap them up from the amplifiyer end. put the lid on the case as marked. offstage it goes.
The speakers stay
wear they are until the green box has the projecktor in it, then they go
on top.
6. I need a volunteer to fold up the video screen and take it offstage.
7. I need a volunteer to put the cloth cover on my projecktor lens and rap up the chord. It's best to leave it plugged in for a few minnites after bein turned off so the fan can cool it down. I'll put it in the case.
8. I am so thirsty for a beer, I love the Seirra Nevada Pale Ale, as well as most every microbrew i've met, but those picktures doant sign themselves!
Why yes, plaese, i would love one! THANK YOU SOOOO MUCH!!!
9. MONEY - Yes freinds, I NEED you to volunteer to
GIVE ME MONEY!The next time you come to a live show, plaese show your love by visiting the Bonghit Records Parafinalya Alter !
There is always new and speshul things for you!
Thanks agin, from the bottom of my hart, for all of your'e help!
I like to think we're all in this together, and you've helped me beleav this threw your support!
Rock forever onward freinds!
brian kenney fresno
and when you see me on the street, yell "FRESNO!"
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